Get out of the studio and record the sounds around you.
Thousands of giant reptiles call Gasparilla Island home. But are they welcome there?
You've asked for more thunderstorms.
Here they are!
. I touched it. I watched video with it. I surfed with it. I purchased it. I reviewed it.
Sony PCM-D50 Review
Can I have "too many" digital audio field recorders? Can a woman have "too many" pairs of shoes? I didn't think so....
The Most BADASS Thunder from 2007!
Over 66 minutes my best recorded thunder from the '07 rainy season.
Lets take sand paper and razor blades to perfectly good CDs.
Bobcat in my Backyard!
What looked like a common housecat when its back was to me then turns to reveal something wild!
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"Suburban Thunder", "Thunderstorms 2006" and "Thunderstorms 2007"
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Mountain Streams and Waterfalls CD
Nature's poetry expressed in sound. Over 54 minutes of my best stream and waterfall recordings.
A relaxing insect symphony.
Over 68 minutes of unedited, uninterrupted insect "music" recorded in the North Georgia Mountains. You're hearing it exactly the way they "played" it.
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Is there any better sound to sleep to than the peaceful ambience of a remote mountain rain?
Sounds that were never meant to be put together... were put together.
A laptop computer was abused and then controlled chaos followed. Some things fell apart. Others simply broke. And more just slowly decayed. This is the soundtrack to what actually happened.
Buster's Last Stand
Part 2 of this epic trilogy
(Part 1 is "meow
")!!! They've finally had enough and now the machines are through with being nice. A crumbling power grid and failing internet can't hold them back. Neither can the nation's best minds. A disaster slowly unfolds.
Return of the Prepared AK 47
The most famous (or infamous) assault rifle in the world gets a makeover! What if I sampled the sounds of an AK47, processed the hell out of them and made a CD?
Zombies in the Basement!
You neighbors may have termites, but YOU'VE GOT ZOMBIES! And they sound so real, you might be tempted to load your shotgun and start blasting!
Useful Masking Noise
A cross between a closeup waterfall hitting cool rocks, old analog television static, with a gentle touch of industrial fan and a faint hint of radio crackle. Think of it as being a fine wine for your ears.
It started as a synthesizer that I made called "Electric Placenta". It's also a play on a Hendrix release that some of you might recognize.
Breakfast at Lobotomy's
It's intense noise.
The kind you were warned about. But it's deeper than that. Complex and always moving, Oster keeps it going on "Breakfast at Lobotomy's" with thick, heavy walls of electronic destruction!
Alien atmospheres surround you as sound Design goes wild in Michael Oster's 2011 CD release!
Curly Tail Lizards and Knight Anoles Invade!
Pythons, Boa Constrictors and Monitor Lizards get all the press but there are other species that have made Florida their home. Check out my pictures of these invasive lizards...
Messages From Space
The prequel to "...Aliens Invade!"
Weeks before the invasion a series of messages were sent to Earth. Complex and confusing, but highly specific instructions were embedded within a stream containing thousands of random sounds.
An experiment in human artificial intelligence sends an errant signal into space and aliens are inadvertently contacted. Then it gets weird.
The Best Question Asked
The Answer to the Best Question
I've been asked so far....
I review the Sound Devices 702 solid state digital recorder.
Free Sound Effects!
Yes, I've got even more, LOTS MORE free sounds for you to download on my other site LaptopNoise.com....
Edison made the light bulb. Michael made the "Mushroom Accelerator". Either way, you win.
Welcome to the Supreme InterGalactic Headquarters
of F7 Sound and Vision
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Extreme Tape Manipulation
Play analog tapes on a turntable!
I'll show you how.
Keys to Web Site Success
Get your web site noticed!
Essential tips that you can use to bring more traffic to your site.
Radio as a Processor
Give your music new character by transmitting it over the FM airwaves.
Record a Fart
Put the microphone where? A few things to consider before documenting a gas discharge...
The Story Behind My CDs
Personality, character, style, emotion and more go in before a CD ever comes out.
Before you trash your old microphone and buy a new one. Try this...
Some of the latest and not so latest recording gear is put into action.
"Difficult Listening Channel - 235 - Slave to the System or: But Not to Her Anatomy" Their worst fears have been confirmed: Molly's Teddy Ruxpin bear is demonically possessed! It all started when Molly's mother purchased the toy on Ebay. She should have stopped at the 'as-is, no refunds or returns' conditions, but the Buy Now price was simply too good to resist. Ever since it arrived, pets around the neighborhood began to mysteriously disappear. At first, hardly anyone noticed. But after a few weeks, major suspicions were aroused. It wasn't fully realized until the cute and cuddly bear was caught mid-act ripping the head off of Molly's beloved tabby cat Mister Winkles. A priest was brought in to perform the exorcism. The ritual was brutal and full of blood, feces, and vomit from both people and stuffed animals alike. The exorcism however was a failure. The priest was lost, but much was learned. Turns out the Ruxpin bear had been the host of a sinister and vile demon spawn for the last decade. It had left behind a path of violent murder that would make even the most grizzly serial killer quiver with fear. Now the only thing that stood in the way of complete world destruction was Molly's determined mother and a rusty 12 Gauge.
show release date 12-2-2013
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Hungarian Throw-up Machine
The third and final installment of this amazing trilogy!
If you're ever in one of my dreams, never, ever, ever, under any circumstances get in an elevator. No matter how normal it seems. Just don't do it. Because it will get weird real quick. That's where this soundtrack begins.
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Many of my CDs are now available as mp3 and "Full Quality" digital downloads.
Michael Oster's Discography
Here's a list of the CDs and CD-ROMs that I've made since 1997. This does not include releases by other artists that I've worked on.
Olympus BCL-1580 Body Cap Lens
Inexpensive character for micro 4/3 digital cameras. Like a "flea market" microphone is to sound, this lens adds a little something special to images. Check out my review and some pictures.
My First Novel!!!
BOTS When 22nd Century Technology Fails
It's the year 2117
A software virus is spreading rapidly causing robots to go completely berserk. The only effective way to deal with the bots is to euthanize them. And then the fun begins.
I've put the first 33 chapters online with more on the way.
Huge In Japan
When Laptops Attack!
Once again, Michael turns his laptop into a brutal noise machine. Using his latest and most advanced Reaktor creation, Oster unleashes a relentless wall of noise that's guaranteed to make you dance (not really).